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"Edengene Incorporated. Allysia Speaking. How may I serve you today?"
"Hello? Yes!" came the response. "I was on hold for half a damn hour!"
"Well sir, you must appreciate that here at Edengene, the recent increases in efficiency have allowed us to reduce our complaints department staff-"
"BUT-! Right, you know what? WHATEVER. Anyway, this catgirl that I ordered arrived today. It's faulty!"
"Which order number would that be sir?"
There was a brief rustling of paper as the caller cursed his way through a sheaf of carbon paper.
"9878-GHDQF-6576874K."
"Let's see," said Allysia, typing the numbers into her terminal. "That would be the 'Minxy Mitzy' package with options "17 years, XXL breasts, full body freckles, three inches shorter than client, complete with cheerleader outfit", correct?"
"Yes," sighed the caller.
"And what seems to be the problem with your order sir?"
"It's got a dick."
"I see. You did not select that option?"
"Wha-? No! And another thing! The breasts aren't real!"
"Well
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Biro skin :iconeslington:eslington 0 0 Redhead heads. :iconeslington:eslington 0 0
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I am going to nerd hell. :iconeslington:eslington 1 0
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eslington
Lord of the Muffins
Artist
United Kingdom
Current Residence: UK
Favourite genre of music: Good.
Operating System: Babbage Analytical Engine
Wallpaper of choice: Chocolate flavour
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Taken from... Various!

"Be one of the first ten people to comment to this entry, and I will rummage through your galleries and pick your three best works and post them here on my journal for all to see! The catch is, you have to post this on your journal as well."

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KatCardy Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional General Artist
and thanks for the watch :)
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KatCardy Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hey thanks for supporting :icondrawtheworldtogether: this weekend at MCM! :D
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Becky-channn Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
Thank you for the watch+fave
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Art-Eater Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hai! Thanks for visiting!
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fortheloveofpizza Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
Thanks for the watch! :D
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Iopichio Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
:iconrainbowllamaplz::icondevwatchplz:
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MegaRose Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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Q99 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
I appreciate the favorite :)
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Cannonfist Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the love mate. It's always cool to see other British deviants on here!
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eslington Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Cool things, man.

I found that one while doing a Lash-trawl for my buddy ~DemonMads, who I think you may also like.
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